Gloria. 18. Proud Canadian.
I'm in love with a sport full of soft hands, sick flow, chipped teeth and bar down beauties.
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handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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exemplaryetoile:

Sometimes I take a moment to think about all the hockey players frolicking about in the sunshine right now, playing with their boats, out on their lakes etc and I’m so happy they’re getting all that fresh air and sunshine

BUT SOON THEY WILL BE HERDED BACK INTO THE ICE DUNGEON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER FOR OUR PLEASURE BWAHAHAHAHAHA

knightscrest:

roseecheecks:

chibi-robo:

why are they called tank tops. tanks dont wear clothes.

because you gotta show off the guns

oooOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ask-gallows-callibrator:

eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

i was legit about to get upset but as i scrolled i became happier 

thesnaketoyourdaffodils:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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Can I join your family?

impulsive-and-inlove:

x

impulsive-and-inlove:

x

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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mikeweavers:

If you think the ice bucket challenge is dumb… at least it’s working

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS